during the 2009 recession my grandmother's factory job suddenly packed it up and moved out of the country, which lead her straight into the arms of MARVIN((Michigan's Automated Response Voice Interactive Network). I was 12 and didn't really understand what was going on, but my grandmother's government boyfriend sure was nice...
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